when your cramps are so bad that you can’t feel your legs<

at least i’m not pregnant, right?

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visual-poetry: “here’s looking at you, kid” by anatol knotek
savvy13lady: stealingfirefromprometheus: theowlintheappletree: blurringlines: Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is. Will Smith does THIS. gold. I will forever reblog this photo. love it. Will Smith is basically the best. if i ever get famous and am on the red carpet with my future boyfriend (if i ever actually get one) im doing this. because i want to be like Will Smith, because he is awesome.
  • tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
  • tourist: oh you think youre clever???
  • new yorker: what
  • tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
  • new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
  • tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
  • the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

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